name:

sam d. (no relation to tenacious-d)

age:

41

location:

bw3 or the main bar

jobs:

bass & guitar player, disc jockey, diesel shop manager, viticulturist, libation analyst.

likes:

big boy (as seen in the pic at the left.  sam’s well-known accomplice), making nude ice sculptures of Ernest Borgnine, changing the kitty box, brillo pads

dislikes:

bill o’reilly, female ear hair, crunk and most goiters

Tastes like:

Anger and rumplemintz

Plays bass like:

he’s been hit in the head with a shovel

rig:

Washburn Taurus 5- string bass

Hartke 3500 amp

Hartke 4x10 cab